Funny Shayari by Vpaki.Com

[shafqatullah]

cham cham cham

8Aane ki chalia 8Aane ka pan

Chal mere ghore Englistan

Pakistan me kuch bhi nahi

Bus me betho to jaga nahi

Ghar jao to bijLi nahi

Peene ko saaf pani nahi

Khane ko roti sasti nahi

Dakoo Or Doctor me farq nahi

Degree hai to nokri nahi

SMS KRO TO REPLY NHI.

[shafqatullah]

Girls Problem:
Phone mat karo dear,
mom hoti hai near,
bhai se lagta hai fear,
baat bi hoti nahi clear,
is liye no phone dear,
Is that clear?
But I LOVE U DEAR

[shafqatullah]

Qasam Se Har Ek Larka Bhula DonGi,

Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DonGi,

Ek Tum hi Raho Gy Iss Dil Me !

Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua DonGi

[shafqatullah]

Dil Ki Batein Batana Acha Lagta Hai.
Phone Per Gup Shup Lagana Acha Lagta Hai.

Shadi Se Pehle Dil Me Bajte Hein Sangeet.
Bad Me To Bas Qaumi Trana Acha Lagta Hai.

[shafqatullah]

Dhoka Mila Jab Bhi Pyar Main

Zindgi Main Udasi Chaa Gayi

Socha Tha Chorr Denge Is Raah-e-Muhabbat Ko

Kmbkht Phir 1 New Numbr Se Miss Call Agai.

Hindi SmS

[shafqatullah]

Dil Torne Walon Ko Saza Kyun Nahi Milti.
Har Kisi Ko Pyar Karne Ki Dua Kyun Nahi Milti.


Log Kehte Hein Ishq To Ek Beemari Hai.
To Phr Medical Store Se Iski Dawa Kyun Nahi Milti.

[shafqatullah]

"Jab light ho out of control"

"Taar ko TU kar ke goal"

"Taar ko TU kar ke goal konda lga ke boal"

"AaaaLL IS WELL"

"K.e.s.c kya janey kunda kahan hoga"???

"Tv,fridge or fan bhe tera on hoga"

"Tar utha Kunda laga"

"Kunda laga k bol bhayya"

"AAaAaAL IZZ WELL"......... ;-