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Old 03-07-2010, 06:54 PM
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"Dost ke piche mat bhaago...

Agar Bhagna hai to dost ki Girl Friend ke piche bhaago..

Dost Jhakh Maar Ke Tumhare Piche Ayega"

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¤1 Friend:
Yaar,Me Apna Purse Ghar Bhol Aaya, Mujhe 1000 Rupay Chahiye.!

2 Friend:
Dost Hi Dost k Kam Aata Hai, Le 20 Rupay, Raksha Karo or Purse Le aao..

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Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho...

Dulhan:
Sharma k...
Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..

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Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?

Police: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
or Tu Single
ja raha hai.
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Old 06-25-2010, 07:34 PM
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Teacher: Beta Nisar Tum Kaise Paida Huwe?

Nisar: Jawan Janeman

Haseen Dilruba

Milay Do Dil Jawan

"Nisar" Ho Gaya. :-)

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Old 07-19-2010, 06:15 PM
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A Boy was following a Girl,

GIRL: Why r U folowing me?
BOY: U're very pretty & I think I'm in Love wid U.
GIRL: But U hvn't met my frnd yet.. she is prettier thn me n shez right behind U.
BOY luked but no 1 there.
GIRL: If U really loved me thn U wudn't hav luked behind..

MORAL: Bachi tez nikli...;-)
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Old 07-23-2010, 09:57 AM
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Doctr Mariz ki Naak me Ungli dal k betha tha

1 ne pucha yeh kya kar rhe ho?

Dr-Mariz ko Ulti krwa rha hun:

Magar Kese?

Dr:ab Yehi Ungli Uske Moo me dalu ga.
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Old 08-10-2010, 11:44 PM
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Patni-swarg me pati patni ek sath nahi rahte.
Pati-pagli iseliye to use swarg kehte hai.
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